Munch Madness Tips Off at KiZAN
What it is
Join us for a few hours of heavy appetizers and beverages when the tournament tips off.
Q: Will this be a productive use of my time?
A: Yes. Science has proven that the opening day of the tournament is the most productive work day of the year. Also, we’ll have our All-Stars on hand to sign autographs and answer questions about your favorite Microsoft Technologies.
Q: Will I witness my chances in the office bracket pool wither into a shameful discourse on my knowledge of sport?
A: No. If you attend Munch Madness, you are virtually guaranteed to win your office bracket pool. Stone. Cold. Lock.
Q: What if I always choose my picks based on mascot or color?
A: We run powerful analytical and machine learning algorithms, based upon years of statistical data, using state of the art Power BI dashboards. But, you do you.
Q: Do I have to go back to work?
A: Technically, this is work. Also, we can write you a note. #freewifi
Q: Who will be this year’s Cinderella?
A: Use of the term Cinderella, or any of its variants (e.g., glass slipper, the clock striking midnight, etc.) will not be tolerated at Munch Madness. While we’re at it, let’s all agree to chill out on the term “Big Dance” too, m’kay?
When and Where
Friday, March 22nd
1831 Williamson Court
Louisville, KY 40223